Severance

Ever felt drained by your job? Is the laundry piling up – did you leave it in the machine too long again? And your friend just broke up with her boyfriend. Remember to text her back with a message from the heart! That is, if you have any time left over after your pottery class.

You are multitudes. That's great! But it's hectic being so many people at once.

Lumon's Severance procedure will put all of your minds at ease. With your life neatly divided, you'll finally be able to focus on one thing at a time.

Our patented chip allows you to split your life by task, time, or location. Your memories will only be accessible to one version of yourself.

Never be distracted again.

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